I love my yoga classes. I need my yoga classes. I crave my yoga classes. I can only go when the kids are in school and I have no morning meetings. So I only get to go about 3 times a week.
This morning, as I was driving to school with my right arm twisted around to the back seat behind me holding Mack's hand, straining to look over my left shoulder, I realized that I was really getting a good stretch...I am doing some sort of yoga...Minivan Yoga! There are also "poses"I must utilize to pick up dropped food, toys, etc in the back seat and there are often times when both Mack and Grace want to hold my hand at the same time. This must be done safely and effectively. It is an art form!
Hmmm...When you don't have time to go to a yoga class, just do it while you are playing taxi cab with your kids.
I am going to make millions!!! Mommies everywhere will want to do this. There will be a video, a book and I will be asked to teach classes all over the world!
I knew if I thought hard enough, I could come up with a great money making plan!!! Okay, who wants to be my first student?
8 comments:
Hilairious but true!!
Can we turn up the heat in the van so it's bikram-esque? Then I'm in...
You could do Bikram by turning up the heat!
Well, crap... I just saw where Kat beat me to the punch! Damn
What if you don't have a Minivan or kids? =(
Except you need to change the names of the poses from things like "Sun Salutation" to things like "Mama Backbend without Herniating a Disk":)
That is TOO funny!!! Some days, my best stretch involves leaning over the kids' car seats to buckle them in. Jackie, that Bikram comment is hysterical.
Oh, yes. And I thought I was the only one driving while holding a hand in the back seat. And feeding or giving a drink to AShely.... well, let's just say, I'm glad I haven't been pulled over and had to use one of the excuses I've thought of.
Hey how's this idea coming? ! I think it's brilliant!
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