Why You Should Never Detox

1.  This is your dinner.

2.  No pizza and red wine.

3.  No margaritas and black beans on the patio at Gloria's.

4.  You start hallucinating and you think you smell hamburgers cooking all the time.

5.  You become irritable.

6.  You are too weak to walk.

7.  You almost dismember yourself finger cutting open a spaghetti squash because she think it might be good as really spaghetti (WELL IT'S NOT)...there is a lot of blood everywhere...your children are screaming and crying because their mother is bleeding and in pain.  They are scarred for life.

8.  You tend to exaggerate a little bit