Teacher: "We have been working on writing our names and Sophie does well, however I have a funny story...I hope you're not offended."
Oh no, I'm thinking, what has my daughter done?!
Teacher: "I was watching Sophie write her name and there was an S and an O and then an H. So, I asked her...Sophie, that is really good, but where is the P?"
Sophie: "Right there!" As she points down to her bottom.
Oh Sophie, you are such a logical, deep-thinking child. I love you!